What you cold

 Hundred joke to share.
1: Once a man fishing, caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
Man said: Well, then I ask you to consider a few questions.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
2: I ever had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
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A: into soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a type of Kite Oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked wept hh.
7 : Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, ah I'm not a penguin? h
so they decided to get married h
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wedding day can not find another one corn corn h
beside the corn popcorn asked: Do you see our house the corn?
popcorn: Dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked:
Xiao Hua: Two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming 2!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand , paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady sat down midway car h
not know the way of the h-law .
mother ass with a stick hit the driver, said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; a eggs go swimming Songhua River, the results it becomes egg; one with eggs went to Shandong, the results become Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg careful not to fall on the road, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and other outside eggs adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I slept cooked, the cat climbed the tree, then there is the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it! if I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, no shaking be cold drawn.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend to fall the hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: ice! I have soft down the whole person hhh.
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a twist a half weeks then take three weeks before the somersault backflip month.
22: MM University of lost looking for. met a gentle professor.
MM: Excuse me, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief Carpool elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous to you how to use?
24: Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: Bandits trembling said: good student card, or a robbery in front of XX school, do not worry, Allah will not grab one of us! washing complete, his girlfriend is very shy and said: > 27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk once, just see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: grievance, said: ; so drunk threw money, they staggered away hh
28: Avian influenza mm are great mm1. When will the ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with former girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: ; I used the old stuff you do not find it too! 31: break up, she gave me a kiss, it feels like the People's Daily mm as real hh
32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above flies very fast .
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33 : Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lying There are two of you to step on ......< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can be generated in the boiling water C, C in the air oxidation of D, D are smelly egg smell, and asked A, B, C, D all what?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!
35: rubber, Tiger skin, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
Answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is riding a bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day, police caught a female drug addicts, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. h. A fast, said
addict looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes of the police said

This is hate Rights h. < br> 40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
Mel's boyfriend said to her:
Come on! come together?
gorilla replied: the .......< br> dead fat man ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a bit and yelled: becomes a small cucumber hh
44: There is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go looking for polar bears to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone 10 years, but the doors still have locks ah, so the penguins and go home to lock the door . lock the door after the Penguins out again to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh knock on the door said: What do you think he said? Boss: hundred small bread ah? room, ; great, I bought two! said: white pollution? students A: the lunch box made of blue.
48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: watermelon, cucumber eating cucumber pull! Why do planes fly so high will not hit the stars? penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: turned to Penguin said: Doctors told him to vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks.
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: washing can eat. ;
Xiao Hua: I picked the tomatoes. br> 55: in the classroom the teacher asked the little explicitly mentioned, Little feet are silent.
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you in the end Do you know the answer ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r
camel, said: l death far away, I do not, and penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57: how to make drink larger cups?
read Compassion
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
small China: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold.
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest, I cried to men! < br> The next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a time there was a Bird,
every day through a corn field that he,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn one day, a fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses in the mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: No who know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: one day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
then C saw A look, put B onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit is a long pull shit
first article.
only the second ball of the.
third is actually a triangle. < br> asked, it A: I Yong Shounie's.
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: Dad, I'm not silly ah? him, he angrily picked up the bamboo fight it,
the dog's owner to see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of you?
time to Xiao-Ming said: Good! I watched you and your dog while playing.
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I am useless.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I'm useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: ants from the Himalayas After the fall how the dead?
answer: starvation. because it floats down to too light a long time ~ h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther far.
81: Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhuopaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a Ma friend, fell into the sea in order to find the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes > The fourth horse in order to find just the front three companions, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into be made into He implored more than a few days grace period,
banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
acquired, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh < br> Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a personal encounter God
day is good when God suddenly going to give it one wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now!
God said : Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks,
results of a train in the past,
that people are still dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of test.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! the good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found quite lovely yeah you
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt in the woods a slip of the day did not prey.
dark , and can not be reconciled, he just kept on riding in the woods turn,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from a horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r
the spot was so hunters scared to death
86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror facing the mirror of the talk about the importance ; this good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
tomato A turned to tomato B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat white cat fell into the water
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cat went up
saved it on the black cat white cat said something
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92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: Lu Su: Zhuge Liang: Respect What you swim ? ? ? ? ? I will not ???It was fed peaches,
Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: patients fled the hospital in order to prevent peripheral 100, the two still want to escape from mental illness hospital.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 under the wall,
br> to 60 under the wall,
br> Nobita, ambition, David A total of four boys naked in the play in the water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance.
Con: ah .... no idea ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, there hump can store water ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we must relied block wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a thick hoof?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, with eggs from its ass drilled out
hen: movies r word,
watch the two of us up to sit on the toilet.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: A: